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Miguel Capelo's avatar

Mouth the words "watermelon" at the perpertrator. It's the same thing I do when I'm crooning away at songs to which I don't know the lyrics... I just say "watermelon" to the pulse of the lyric under my breath.

Sometimes I forget my own lyrics and I do the same. Guess it's an old-age thing. I even left it in on a studio recording. Look out for it on my second album... The track is called "Purple Monsta...."

Or do nothing... I guess nothing is better. Other people watching will think you're the instigator otherwise...

BTW I did this even before the Harry Stiles hit of similar Watermelon vibe....

;-p

OR!

Do like RJD - DIO - used to do:

The mano cornuto or horned hand - a symbol of protection of the malocchio. That'll protect you from the f$#!^ers.

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L. Sojini's avatar

You're a nice person, Miguel.

Other rock stars are not.

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