Our Paid Music Reviews Are Cheaper than a Starbucks Whiskey Barrel-aged Malt - $15

Get yourself a cool but no BS paid music review and save yourself a dollar

What is a whiskey barrel-aged malt?

Thanks for asking. A whiskey malt is a milkshake with whiskey, ‘blended with vanilla gelato, chocolate and orange bitters, topped with whipped cream and an Amarena cherry'.

Sounds delicious, right? Well, not as delicious as a paid music review that we offer indie musicians across the world.

And you know what's even cool or more delicious? Our paid music reviews are cheaper than a whiskey barrel-aged malt.

But what kind of music reviews do we offer? In other words, what are the ingredients of our music reviews? Here's the deal: I'll listen to all your songs, say it's an album. I'll listen to the words (lyrics) very attentively and try to piece out the story you're trying to tell your fans or listeners. Then I write about what's working and what's not. Like I said, our reviews are BS-free.

That said, get in touch with your music links and artwork and I'll send you details where you can make payment.

Like Jay-Z sang: if you can make it in New York, you can make it anywhere. FYI: our music reviews cost $15. A dollar less than that whiskey shake from Starbucks.